Our moto: Mental Warfare, the fine line between sanity and reality.

This is the logo of the The Trench of Mental Warfare. Wether you know it or not, we are all in a perpetual state of mental warfare. This, as our moto states, is the fine line between sanity and reality. I don't think that I'll give away what that means just yet. Ponder apon it.

The Trench's Think Tank

This is where we put stuff for you to think about. Careful, it may make your brain hurt. More stuff later as I think of it.

• Why is it ironic, but not surprising, that English's longest word, flosypossynilhilpilification, has been deemed as worthless? Hint, the inspiration for this one was a Wendy's kid's meal bag. :)
• Answer : It's not only a big stupid word that no one can remember or spell right, but also it's meaning is "to deem as worthless".
• Why is the word abbreviation so long? (thanks Boggy) Apendum: And why isn't there an abreviation for it?
• If any number times zero is zero, and any number times infinity is infinity, what is zero times infinity? (thanks Boggy)
• Why, when people say, "Let me have it," act so surprised when then get it? especially when they deserve it.
• Why do people get so upset when the government lies even though they do worse?
• It's terrifying how sick minded we must be if a serial killer can become a celebrity.
• Do serial killers have anything to do with cereal? If so, do they put in the toys with small parts?
• Since you can technically be sued for winking at a woman, what would a guy do if he had a twitch in his eye and he was surrounded by femminists?
• Since E=MC^2, how the heck do the Star Trek teleporters translate larger masses of matter into energy without blowing up, even though they would be handling enough pure energy to destroy just about an entire galixy?
• Why is it that things are never lost untill you look for them?
• Why is it that you usually find what you're looking for when you're looking for something else?
• Why is it that you can always find something untill you need to?
• Why do students do most of their thinking late at night when they can think the least?
• When you follow diresctions, no matter which way you go, you're always headed right. Even if it says to go left, if you go that way you're going in the right direction.

Here's a couple of mind bogglers that Boggy sent me. I couldn't really get 'em, but maybe you could.

• An Arrow is fired from point A to B. If you stop the arrow at any given point along the line AB It is Still. If you stop the arrow at another point it is still again. Based on the fact you can do this all along the Arrows flight path... How does the arrow get from point A to B when it never moves.
• This is to do with the tortoise and the hare.....
• There is a race between a Tortoise and a Hare... The Controllers of the race decide to give the Tortoise a head start as is only fair...
• When the Race begins the Tortoise is 1/2 along the Race course the Rabbit is just Starting at the beginning...
• By the time the rabbit has reached the 1/2 way point the Tortoise has moved on 1/8th of the way...
• By the time the Rabbit has caught up with where the Tortoise was once again the tortoise has moved on further...
• This keeps occuring so how does the rabbit win the Race???
• See if you can figure out the next line to this series.
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BSD(Back seat dirver): You're supposed to take a left here, alright?

D(driver): right.

BSD: no, wrong.

D: What? You want me to go the wrong way?

BSD: No right is wrong. Left is right. Alright? So go the right way... go left.

D: But you just told me to go the right way, didn't you?

BSD: Yea, and if you take the left way, you'll be going to right way.

D: But if right is wrong, and left is right, then wouldn't I be going to wrong way no matter which way I go?

BSD: Naw, just go straight... that should be right.

D: Which is wrong, right?

BSD: Right, go left.

D: Which is right.

BSD: Uhhh. Let's just go home, alright.

D: No, that's behind us.

BSD: ...

BSD: Nevermind...